Unfuck Your Life ☥ Discover Heaven on Earth
Welcome to my site...
My name is Penelope. I am a life coach, pleasure guide, relationship consultant, erotic healer, divine channel, musician, author, yoga teacher, bad bitch gone goddess, ...etc.
The practice of "unfucking your life" is messy and heartbreaking at times. The path of healing is excruciating in the most delicious of ways. The magic you uncover however is 1000% worth it. The better it gets, the better it gets, every step of the way.
Wherever you are in your process of healing, integrating, feeling and expressing, I’m here to help. It is my purpose and calling to assist you through the often winding roads to wholeness and conscious intimacy with self, others, and the divine.
Whether you simply need a little bit of inspiration, or in-depth one on one guidance, it is my absolute pleasure to guide you back to yours.
BIPOC/LGBTQ+/POLYAM/POLYFI
WHAT I DO...
Through a practical approach of somatic and spiritual alchemy, we will explore the uncharted territory of your inner most self with deep reverence and compassion. If it's tough love that you need, or you aren't too sure about all this "woo woo spiritual sh*t", Bad Bitch Gone Goddess got you covered.
No matter the style you prefer, I will teach you how to properly do shadow work, and guide you through loving and re-integrating the shamed, guilty, discarded and/or exiled parts of your unconscious self, returning you to wholeness once again. I will then assist you in developing the intensity capacity required for conscious intimacy and connecting to the sacred erotic.
Through this work I will help you unravel the mess left behind by negative programing and past trauma, so you can finally arrive safely home to yourself. From there you can embark on a new journey of thriving through pleasure as you discover your very own Heaven on Earth.
If you are still unsure about what I do exactly, it's because I do it all. My scope is vast and over the last 20+ years I have traveled all lengths of this journey from beginning to end and back again. Whether you are just getting started, have been at it for a while, or just need a little encouragement and confirmation, I got you.
xoxo
Penelope
*Book an introductory consultation with me below and learn more about how I can assist you on your unique journey.
What is the Sacred Erotic?
What is the Sacred Erotic?
† The Sacred Erotic is simply the erotic. But since too many only allow eroticism within the context of sex, I make the distinction of saying ‘the sacred erotic’. The Sacred Erotic is the essence of human life. It is the power innate in the physical form. It originates from the root, from the blood of the earth, from deep in the loins. It swirls inside the belly arousing the senses. It rises and roars into the throat, and if you allow it, it spills out of the mouths as “the word”.
The word that began all of creation. The word that arranges molecules into form. But without this sacred erotic power, the word sputters, ineffective. Desire and the erotic are sacred gifts. I am here to remind you of what this means and how to use it. That is what The Rosetriune is all about. Reclaim the scared power you have been manipulated into forgetting...†
Memberships & Mystery School
In the Studio
Behind the scenes in the music and production studio. How I do what I do. Personal blogs and videos. Creative Process and sneak peeks of new content.
Free
Woke Pussy
All thing Sensuality, Sex, Relationship, Somatic Alchemy & the Sacred Erotic. Podcast Library, Monthly Ritual Circle. Exclusive Woke Pussy Merch (coming soon)
(In the Studio + Goddess School Included)
$10/Month
Goddess School
Everything you need to know to master your spiritual journey. The Goddess School course , workbook, Ebook, Meditations, Podcast library, Monthly Live Q&A, member's discounts and more!
$5/Month
The All in Package
Do it all. Have it all!
All three membership tiers plus weekly one-hour private sessions of your choice.
$325/Month
Featured Sessions
Shadow Work & Inner Child Healing
Private Sessions
Understand and Master Your Shadows
Clear negative patterns, release trauma, heal and transform your life with various shadow work techniques.
Intuitive Birth Chart Readings
Private Sessions
Understand and Master Yourself
An in-depth look into the map and key of the soul that is your astrological birth chart. Understand your inner workings, gifts, talents, and challenges with a personal reading.
Twin Flame Coaching
Private Sessions
Understand and Master the Twin Flame Path
Receive a personalized union plan and expert guidance through the 5 Steps of Harmonious Union.
Relationship Astro Readings
Private Sessions
Understand and Master Your Relationships
Astrology is a great tool to understand not only ourselves but how we can best get along with others. Romantic, platonic, or business.
Polyam/Polyfi Readings also available